You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
yeah this is definitely preferable actually
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
You get home from a long day of work. You’re exhausted. It’s time to hit the hay. You switch into your comfy PJ’s, pull back your fuzzy blanket and crawl int—wait holy shit there’s a strip in your bed how did it get there nobody knows
You’re fixing yourself breakfast the next day. You gather up your cereal and a tall glass of almond milk and you head for the table wHERE THERE IS A CREEPY GRAVITY DEFYING STRIP WAITING FOR YOU WATCH OUT IT WILL PROBABLY TRY TO STEAL YOUR CHEERIOS
YOU’RE IN A HURRY FOR WORK AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW A SNACK AND YOUR KEYS INTO YOUR BAG BUT WAIT LOOK WHO GOT THERE BEFORE YOU FUCKING SPOOKY ASS STRIP MOTHERFUCKERS AIN’T PLAYIN
Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive